They pulled a body from the river today
He was born on third base
Now he’s nothing but a bag of bones
Good bye blue Mondays
Put a Buddha in the bathroom
Paint it teal to make it feel roomy
You can kill a rain forest
For a night of pure love
She started a salad bar fight
And took instagram pictures of her gluten free food
Even if you screw up the ratios
They’ll still like the shape of your crepes
You can fly around the world
See the Maoris’ eyes and tongues
Watch the penguins come ashore
As the ladyboys go to a show
See a sheik in the airport
With his tall glass of water
Climb the spirals inside and out
And float in a blue lagoon.
It’s all just ass and panties
If you simply begin again
Go back to where you started
We’ll get together soon enough
A Few Spokes Shy of a Wheel 