Well, you see, there was this tree. A weeping cherry tree. It has s secondary trunk that was diseased and needed to be removed. It was about the thickness of a fungo bat and 12 – 15 feet long.
I sawed it off with a pruning saw then went about cutting it up so I could put it out with the trash. I was down to one last section of the trunk. It was about six feet long. I laid it on the grass and hit it several times with an axe. The last whack split it in two.
One half of the log flew up, spinning end over end, and smacked me in the forehead. There was blood. Lots of blood.
Luckily I had a clean paper towel in my pocket. I applied pressure to the wound and got it to stop bleeding after ten minutes.
It turned out that the cut was small. To be on the safe side I drove to the ER which is 1/2 mile from my house.
I’m fine. I have a headache. And a boo boo. They closed it with glue.
It could have been a lot worse.
I think I’ll go for a ride tomorrow. It’s safer.